{"product_id":"tazz-wear-c2-9-when-i-die-scatter-my-ashes-at-your-happiest-place-just-to-ruin-it","title":"Tazz Wear - C2.9 When I die, Scatter My Ashes at your happiest place, just to ruin it","description":"\u003cp\u003eA clean, confident tee with a sharp sense of humor. This lightweight crew neck sits smooth and flat, putting bold, white text front-and-center on soft black cotton. The message reads like a private joke you’re happy to announce — a little dark, a little playful — and it sits comfortably through long days and late nights. Wear it to low-key hangouts, house parties, or road trips when you want to stir laughter without trying too hard. The classic fit layers easily under jackets and stands out on its own. 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