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Tazz Wear - C1.05 Deadpan Personality Alive Somehow
Tazz Wear - C1.05 Deadpan Personality Alive Somehow
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A clean, soft cotton tee with deadpan humor front and center. The short-sleeve crewneck sits comfortably against the skin — light and breathable for everyday wear — while the bold, minimalist text makes a quiet statement: “Deadpan personality. Alive somehow.” It’s the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to show dry wit without shouting. Wear it layered under a jacket for low-key sarcasm on coffee runs, or alone when you want your mood to do the talking. The smooth print reads crisp against the natural white, and the shirt’s durable knit and reinforced collar keep the silhouette tidy through repeat wear. Subtle, honest, and a little ironic — built to be part of regular rotation rather than reserved for special moments.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, itch-free wear
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp front text and optional sleeve or neck prints
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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