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Tazz Wear - C3.8 Mouth Says No But My Browser History Says Choke Me
Tazz Wear - C3.8 Mouth Says No But My Browser History Says Choke Me
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This lightweight cotton tee carries a sharp, dark-humor statement across the back: bold white type reads “Mouth says no, but my browser history says choke me.” Wear it when you want to spark a laugh, drop a sardonic line, or own the room with dry wit. The classic crew neck and clean cut let the message speak—no frills, just confident attitude. Soft ring-spun cotton feels breathable against skin and layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. Built to last through washes, this shirt keeps its shape and print clarity so the joke stays loud and clear.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Classic crew neck and classic fit for easy layering and everyday wear
- Durable tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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