This lightweight cotton tee carries a wry, dark-humor message in bold, distressed lettering that reads: “I told my therapist about you. He cried.” The design sits centered on a deep black shirt with subtle vintage distressing around the print, giving it a lived-in, low-key edge. Wear it when you want to drop a sarcastic line or start an ironic conversation—paired with jeans, a worn jacket, or layered under a flannel for a casual, slightly rebellious vibe. The fabric feels soft against the skin and holds shape well thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder tape. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want humor that’s dry, honest, and unmistakably blunt.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable wear - Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape and reduced waste - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching - Durable, high-quality DTG/DTF printing with subtle distressed effect - Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
