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Tazz Wear - C7.I10 If You Can Read This I Didn't Fake My Death Well Enough
Tazz Wear - C7.I10 If You Can Read This I Didn't Fake My Death Well Enough
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This tee speaks with grit and dark humor. A faded skull and crossed shotgun graphic sits beneath the blunt line: “If you can read this, I didn’t fake my death well enough.” It feels like a late-night campfire confession — rough-edged, unapologetic, and quietly defiant. Wear it when you want to make people pause, smirk, or start that slow, knowing conversation. The lightweight cotton lays flat and simple, letting the design do the talking. It pairs with ripped denim, leather, or a worn flannel for an easy lived-in look that belongs on road trips, dive bars, and backyard bonfires.
Made from soft ring-spun cotton with a classic crew neck and clean fit, this shirt sits comfortably all day. The collar holds its shape; shoulder tape prevents stretching; the tubular knit reduces side seams for a smooth silhouette. Sleeve and neck prints use durable Direct-to-Film detailing where applied. Ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certification mean you’re getting something built to last, not just a gag. Comes with a tear-away label for comfort and a 2-year EU warranty for peace of mind.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette
- Ribbed, reinforced collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Durable DTG/DTF print methods on body and sleeves for vivid, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made with ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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