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Tazz Wear - C7.I12 I Told My Therapist About You He Cried
Tazz Wear - C7.I12 I Told My Therapist About You He Cried
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This black crew-neck tee carries a bold, darkly humorous design — a shattered therapist’s chair, scattered papers, and splattered red accents surround the line: “I told my therapist about you. He cried.” It wears like a confident, slightly wicked wink: casual enough for everyday wear, but specific in attitude. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels soft against skin and drapes cleanly; the graphic pops on the deep black for high contrast. Slip it on when you want to make people laugh (or wince) without saying a word — for late-night hangs, ironic photo ops, or low-key gatherings where dry, sardonic humor lands. The shirt’s classic crew neckline and straightforward cut keep the focus on the artwork and message, while quality construction details (stable shoulder taping, ribbed collar, tear-away label) mean it stays comfortable and shape-retentive after repeated wear.
This tee suits someone with a taste for dark comedy and sharp one-liners — a friend who collects sarcastic shirts, a night-shift crew member with gallows humor, or anyone who appreciates irreverent graphic tees for casual social nights, themed parties, or relaxed weekends. The mood is wry, unapologetic, and a little theatrical — wear it when you want to own the room with a smirk rather than a speech.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes only
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with compliant, quality-tested materials (EU 2-year warranty)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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